Unintentional Haiku in Time Cube


I’m not sure if I’ll keep up the daily poems for NaPoWriMo for the rest of the month, because I remembered that the deadline for a short story contest I plan to enter is also at the end of the month, so I’ll need time to write something for that. But today’s What If reminded me of the hilariously incoherent ‘Time Cube‘ website, and I wondered if there were any unintentional haiku in it. I ran Haiku Detector on it, and I found these ones on the first page:

I have so much to
teach you, but you ignore me
you evil asses.

Humans ignore their
4 corner stages of life
metamorphosis.

All 4/24
hour days occur within
1 Earth rotation.

I have created
simultaneous 4 day
rotation of Earth.

Your God claimed to have
created a single day
rotation of Earth.

Singularity
educated humans are
not intelligent.

I like the first one best. I hadn’t read this far before, but it turns out the second page has some weird statements supporting racial segregation on it, so if you’re likely to be bothered by ridiculous-sounding racist statements by a crackpot, read no further.

My mother is a
teacher, and she said it was
“nutty” and “stupid.”

Educators are
“damn liars”, and most evil
of all animals.

Your Professors are
stupid evil Liars, and
fear the Time Cube Truth.

Integration is
a racial slop, destroying
all of the races.

USA was a
redskin nation and is now
a whiteskin nation.

It will become a
blackskin nation and then an
asianskin nation.

There are 4 Worlds for
4 races, but only 1
World is racial slop.

Cubelessness is a
human evil, negating
human right to live.

Education is
but mind control, no whips or
shackles required.

There, now you don’t need to read the rest of the site. Consider your sanity saved!

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