Posts Tagged puns

What I like about Internet Explorer


An oddly powerful number of people liked this when I posted it on facebook, so I may as well put it here as well.

Screenshot of a new tab in Internet Explorer, showing the 'Use an Accelerator' section circled with the text 'I click this every morning when I arrive at CERN'.

I have a few other things I will put on this blog once I get time, including the source file for the MacinTalk Still Alive, since somebody asked for it, but this will do for now. I’m also testing out the link between Twitter and WordPress, because I got tired of only twittering about goats.

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Three of Spades: Fire at will (a perfect match)


No arms in, no wives out. (Sorry about the photo quality, the card is in London so I can’<p>t redo it.)

Join the few,

couple, two.

Give your life

to your wife.

Arms race

to embrace.

Open fire

warms desire.

 

Nuclear

family cheer,

firing range,

heat exchange,

Dead meat

fit to eat

No-fly zone

muslin cone.

 

Hate crimes,

love rhymes.

 

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